“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey, Bossypantsįive days of your week are spent under someone else’s roof, so use up some of that time with these fun quotes about being a working stiff.Unless you’re a serial killer.” - Ellen DeGeneres “People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.” - Betty White."Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein.“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns.The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” - Sir Norman Wisdom “As you get older, three things happen.
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